With thanks to Paul Ford for permission to write a sequel to the original “Robot Exclusion Protocol” short story. I hope I haven’t done the original any disfavours.

I was on a job when I saw it. A couple of feet tall, made of metal, with camera lenses for eyes and a few dozen gripping arms. A Googlebot! If it wasn’t for the stakeout you wouldn’t have caught me in that part of town. It certainly wasn’t a suitable neighbourhood for a Googlebot. I pulled my coat more closely around me, hunkered down further behind the bins in case it decided to index me and blow my cover, and settled down to watch.
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